Marcon 2009
For those of you who don’t know, Marcon is a science fiction convention that has been coming the the Hyatt for 20 years. It’s a huge deal in the community, especially in the Midwest, but we even had people come in from Texas and California this year.
This year sent me home with a story that tops everything that has happened to me thusfar at the hotel. I was working a couple of nights ago, when this couple comes up to check a bag. The bellman were all out so, I agreed to take it for them, gave them their claim ticket and took it to the office to store it. A few hours later they came back because they needed some items out of the bag. Remembering them, I went to get the bag without asking for the claim ticket or ID.
Impressed, they sang my praises for the next few minutes, while getting their things from the bag. It was then that the slightly overweight, fangtoothed “man” told me that he wanted my manager’s card, and that he was kind of a big deal, and that he wanted to make sure that I get credit where it’s due. At this point, I just want them to head back into the stanky underbelly that is the Convention Hall, so I get the card and hand it over. Packing everything back up, the attractive vampish lady starts talking all raunchy to the guy and then directs her attention to me. I was uncomfortable so I tried to end the conversation so that I could go back to work.
This was when they decided to question my sexuality.
Now normally I would be like HELLO? California wildfires are less flaming.
But I was at work so I tried to sidestep the question. That only landed me in more trouble. That led to them propositioning me for a threesome, which I artfully dodged. Their conversation then took a me down a different path when the guy started talking about how he had issues in the nether-regions, and how his girlfriend reminded him that he is technically a woman. Then they left. With me, dazed, confused…aroused? haha, no. Just dazed and confused.
Long story short, I was propositioned for a threeway with a transsexual man and his girlfriend.
Cheers!
